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Free Gamebird with multi-pair orders


Get Seersucker Birddogs and You'll Marry Into Wealth.

That's right boys - we've graduated into the land of the handsome and affluent.
Seersucker Birddogs will give you a 17% greater chance to marry into wealth.
Grab a pair of Seersucker Birddogs and change your life trajectory forever.

Jokes written for us. But you're welcome to read.