If The World's Most Interesting Man... Was A Woman.
The Most Interesting Man is sexist and played out.
Fact #1: Her nipples are so symmetrical and rounded that the US Mint uses them as a template for the silver dollar.
Fact #2: Her breast milk is used as a treatment for psoriasis in certain parts of Laos.
Fact #3: She saved Christmas of '84 when she sucked Santa out of a Franklin stove over on Christopher Street.
Fact #4: She won a Grammy for her rendition of "Hot Cross Buns" played through a French horn up a man's ass.
Fact #5: She is no longer welcome at Dunkin' Donuts.
Apparently, she makes all the Boston Cream Pies lose their fillings before they get in the oven.
