American Made Gym Shorts.
The Four Score Drawers
Each pair includes plumage from a nesting bald eagle.
The Four Score Drawers were conceived in liberty.
(Just like me. I was told I was conceived in the backseat of a Jeep Liberty).
The shorts were previously owned by Native Americans.
And the purchased FAIRLY with a sack of beads.
Each pair is handmade by American patriots.
More American than standing on the northern border and passing gas into Canada.
