THE MERMANS: FISH UP TOP, MAN DOWN BELOW
#1: Merman is the son of a lighthouse keeper...
#2: Merman got Catfished in college.
By that, he met a catfish online and got to 3rd base.
By that, he met a catfish online and got to 3rd base.
#3: Merman worked at SeaWorld.
Not in any shows... just in I.T.
Not in any shows... just in I.T.
#4: Merman started a grassroots campaign to rescind bestiality laws.
He got traction in Utah, but every other state saw through it.
He got traction in Utah, but every other state saw through it.
#5: Merman 69'ed a mermaid.
Not because he prefers it, but so everything would line up.
Not because he prefers it, but so everything would line up.
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